Marathon Viewing This Year's Christmas Films: Highlights, Lowlights, and Unexpected Delights.
It is the time of year to relax on the couch and demolish a packet of holiday pastries in front of a good movie, a awful feature, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a batch of latest seasonal stories strives to join part of our holiday traditions—maybe even joining the ranks alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Thus, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the festive feeling, I marathoned as many fresh holiday releases as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Starting, hopefully, on a high. This is the sole 2025 movie on a popular review site's list of the best 100 holiday films of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stranded in the UK after concluding their international trek and must get home for Christmas. Their attempts are thwarted by an evil Santa, who sings to declare they won’t get home until they “rekindle their brotherly magic.”
The back-and-forth between the squabbling siblings is entertaining even for the casual viewer, while devotees will undoubtedly notice lots of in-jokes as they try to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not legendary, but is superb for fans and a positive start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who will have to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland appears as a celebrity roped into a traditional British stage show.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and ageing star Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose agent has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in high-class London stage.
His pantomime fellow actors inform him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. You can guess their response. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming side stories, and the supporting actors is excellent, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
Danny Dyer pops up at the start of this film, too, insulting someone for the second consecutive movie. Might this become a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who encounters Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story develops as the miserly Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s portrayal is wooden—a problem when he’s so the main character.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There’s time for a major broadcaster's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he gets an large festive windfall at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) persuades him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he finds out there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to return the remainder.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the setting—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to negotiate a purchase for a champagne business. On the way, she encounters a man in a book store who vows to show her a festive Paris.
An expert recently declared this is the best new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a festive dalliance with a hint of sophistication and gives the obligatory heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is notable too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, regardless of the efforts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The truth is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the assistance of a team of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but endearing, and ideal viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who come back together for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in reality it’s really a mash-up of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually takes center stage.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but thankfully here’s a new entry in the packed genre of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and highly entertaining—festive fodder.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman goes on a quest to a distant snowy land and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher